ladies form a queue
 1
28 Apr 12 at 3 pm

and then 10 minutes later i became attractive

i want to kiss the feet of the people who invented make up and hair straighteners

i’m thinking the first may have been egyptian gods but idk

tags: me 
and then 10 minutes later i became attractive
i want to kiss the feet of the people who invented make up and hair straighteners
i’m thinking the first may have been egyptian gods but idk
 107
17 Apr 12 at 8 pm
tags: me 

twinmachines:

cartwheels into the room, springs to my feet, throws arms open expansively, grandly announces “im SAD”, cartwheels back to bed

(via gryffinwhore)

 4
12 Apr 12 at 10 am

if you don’t come clubbing with us your life is shit

if you don’t come clubbing with us your life is shit
on an unrelated note: your hair looks fabulous

homagarhd i kno rite?!!1!~~

 1
24 Mar 12 at 9 am

one does not simply wake up after a night out with perfect hair

one does not simply wake up after a night out with perfect hair
 3
22 Mar 12 at 10 pm

no regrets

tags: me 
no regrets
 3
27 Feb 12 at 7 pm

this one time on a saturday night

tags: me  alwaysgodown  kittens 
this one time on a saturday night
 6
26 Feb 12 at 9 pm

this one time at uni

tags: me  unsw 
this one time at uni
 4
18 Feb 12 at 1 pm

am i hipster enough yet for you tumblr

AM I?!?!!11

tags: lol  me 
am i hipster enough yet for you tumblr
AM I?!?!!11
 8
10 Feb 12 at 3 pm

hey guys today i bought the most glorious shade of prostitute red lipstick

tags: me 
hey guys today i bought the most glorious shade of prostitute red lipstick
 7
06 Feb 12 at 6 pm

bow down for i am your GOD

tags: me 
 2
25 Jan 12 at 9 am

probably my favourite photo from yesterday

tags: jamberoo  me 
probably my favourite photo from yesterday