January 2010
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and high up above or down below,
when you’re too in love to let it go,
but if you never try you’ll never know
just what you’re worth.
lights will guide you home,
and ignite your bones,
and i will try to fix you.
General manual for wives regarding husbands:
1. Keep belly full, keep balls empty. 2. If problems persist, refer to Instruction #1. 3. DO NOT reverse the bolded terms in Instruction #1.
love game - marylin manson remix
best. remix. ever.
If you
don’t like the way I dress, the way I do my hair, the music I listen to, the food I eat, my friends, the way I act, what I say, think and do, don’t tell me. It hurts. If you have nothing nice to say, shut the fuck up.
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10 things i wish i could say to 10 different people (Tumblr edition)
let’s hope you NEVER find my diary. EVER.
YOU ARE A WHORE. GTFO, NOW.
i’ve never met you and i want you dead. rot in hell you slut.
you’re amazing and i love you so so so so so much. sleep well my love :)
take me shopping. now. NOW DAMMIT! :D
you’re cool. and pretty. and i love you :) you’re...
there's a hole in the world
like a great black pit
and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit
and the vermon of the world inhabit it
and it’s morals aren’t worth what a pig would spit
and it goes by the name of london.
- sweeney todd <3
6 things facebook has taught me
1. inbox messages always end in a topic which has nothing in relation to the purpose of the message. or a fight.
2. facebook stalking; you do it.
3. to find out about someone, look at the pages and groups they joined. it’s that simple. also, that falls under facebook stalking.
4. there are FAR TOO MANY groups and pages to join.
5. facebook chat is a fail. no exceptions.
6. the photos...
nadiayui:
monstertron:
theinthing:
horchata •...
ima go get myself a job
WHERE CAN I WORK
apparently dreamy donuts is hiring
orrr
- big w
- k(wik-e) mart
- SMIGGLE :OOOO
- or woolworths (when bartlett texts me back, i’ll know if they’re hiring)
I’VE NEVER APPLIED FOR A JOB WITHOUT MY MUMZEE BEFORE, WTF DO I DO?
advice would be fantastic.
COCKROACHES
i don’t like them.
formspring me
please and thankyou :)
CLICK MEEEEEE
things that happen on omegle
3 people ask for nude pics
1 person asks for cyber sex
1 person asks for sexy chat
2 people seem friendly, legit, and make attempts at conversation
248749356052790 immediataly ask for asl.
omegle = highly entertaining when you’re bored at 11:30 at night.
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