December 2009
Tumblr.com '09: What I've learned.
thingsgohazy:
yerawizardharry:
1. This is the best site that I have ever spent a part of my life on.
2. There are actual bloggers on this website. But shh, they’re supposed to be a secret.
3. Photos get more reblogs and likes than Text posts. Forever.
4. When you reblog, saying “THIS.” and “Oh My God” are two appropriate responses.
5. Tumblarity is a fickle whore that will let you fuck her...
OHMYGOD.
I haven’t been on tumblr in a whole 2 DAYS!
*withdrawal symptoms*
I actually have nothing interesting to post.
But when I do you can be sure as hell it’ll be up :)
My camera USB cable grew legs.
And walked somewhere.
I’ll find it in the morning. And so, this will be my last post.
OH AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL!
THANK THE LAWD SHE STOPPED!
WHO STALKS THE RANGA?
LET’S MAKE A LIST OF CREEPY STALKERS! YAY!
My friends 19 year old ex boyfriend
A 14 year old who thought I was seriously into younger guys
A kid from primary school who would not get a clue and made up a lame ass story as to how he got my number. It went along the lines of *ahem* “Well I have this friends of a friend who kinda likes you and so he hacked your details off the internet...
THE VINES
are annoying.
*changes song to riot in belguim remix of ‘a cause de garcons’ by yelle*
Much better.
The Tooth Fairy
Teaching your kids to sell their body parts for money since you were 4.
- MLIA
oh hadouken!, i love you.
“Guys, I think you’re all forgetting something?”
– Jesus Christ.
“HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
– Santa Claus.
Red velvet cake
alphaxxomega:
Failed.
Gay.
So annoyed.
oh, sad :(
I have faith in our future generations.
Audrey (age 6): Have you seen 'Mamma Mia Live on Stage"?
Me: Nope, have you?
Audrey: Yes! It was really good!
Me: I'd like to see that.
Audrey: WELL YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO! HA!
Me: *sobs in corner*
Audrey: Will Santa be watching 'Carols in the Domain'? Or the footy?
*collective response*: Footy.
Audrey: I thought so.
Audrey: *violently waving light saber* I'M A JEDI! MUAHAHAHA!
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits. It says, ‘Oooooo.’ Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
“BITCH WHO’DYA THINK GAVE YA DEM RANGA POWAHZ?”
– Dad.
